The Church of England plans to bless same-sex unions, with some advocates arguing that “science” demands it. But our culture’s plunge into irrationality (the refusal to define words like “man” and “woman,” the catastrophic overreach of efforts to contain a pathogen only slightly more deadly than a bad seasonal flu, and our youths’ general decline into aimless nihilism, despair, and paraphilia) suggests science is the problem.